"You know that bank I used to cry all the way to? I bought it."
When the reviews are bad I tell my staff that they can join me as
I cry all the way to the bank.
Nakedness makes us democratic, adornment makes us individuals.
Of course, I couldn't go out in the street in clothes like this,
I'd get picked up. Come to think of it, it might be fun.
(at the 1983 Academy Awards) I made my greatest contribution to
motion pictures years ago. I stopped making them.
(on playing Radio City Music Hall in the Easter show:) You can have
either the Resurrection or you can have Liberace. But you can't have both.
I didn't get dressed like this to go unnoticed.
Why don't I just step out and slip into something more spectacular?
Thank you for your very amusing review. After reading it, in fact,
my brother George and I laughed all the way to the bank.
What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ.
The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.
Gee, you've been such a wonderful audience that I don't like to take your money.. But I will!