Did you know?
*If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
*If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
*The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
*A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
*A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
*Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (the short bus diet)
*The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
*The flea can jump 350 times its body length. That's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... can you imagine?)
*The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What's so tasty at the bottom of a pond?)
*Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (geez Simba, talk to a pig)
*Butterflies taste with their feet. (okie dokie)
*The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)
*Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people. (are cockroachs right handed?)
*Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
*A cat's urine glows under a black light. (ahh.. the sixties)
* An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
*Starfish have no brains.. (I know some people like that too.)
*Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live longer)
*Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)