Italian guy visits Toronto
One daya I go to Toronto and stay in bigga hotel. I go down to eat soma breakfast, I tella the waitress I wanna two pissa toast. She bringa me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss; she say, go to toilet, I say you no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say "You betta no piss on plate, you sonna ma bitch!" I don’t even know lady, ana she calla me sonna ma bitch!
Then, I go to pharmacia with a cougha. The man he give me candy ana tell me fa cough!
He say, "fa cough’!"
I don’t even know thisa man ana he tella me fa cough!
Later I go to eat soma lunch at Ricky’s Place, the waitress she bring me spoon, a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock, She tell me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on thissa table. She say, "You betta not fock on thissa table you sonna ma bitch!" I not even know lady, ana she call me sonna ma bitch.
So, I go back to my hotel roon, an there’s no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager and tella him I wanna sheet. He tell me to go to toilet. So, I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on bed. He say, "You betta not sheet on bed you sonna ma bitch!" I don’t even know man ana he call me sonna ma bitch..
I go to check out of hotel and man at desk he say peace to you.
I say, ‘Peace on you too, you sonna ma bitch!’
Ima go back to Italia..