Dan Quayle Quotes (no.. really)
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit . . . Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
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