Top 10 Caddy Responses

Golfer:    "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy:    "Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?"

Golfer:    "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy:    "Try heaven sir, you've already moved most of the earth."

Golfer:    "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy:    "Yes sir . . . . You miss the ball much closer now."

Golfer:    "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy:    "Eventually, sir."

Golfer:    "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy:    "I don't think so sir.. That would be too much of a coincidence."

Golfer:    "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy:    "It's not a watch sir - it's a compass."

Golfer:    "How do you like my game?"
Caddy:    "It's very good sir - but personally, I prefer golf."

Golfer:    "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy:    "I'm afraid the way you play sir, it's a sin on any day."

Golfer:    "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy:    "But this isn't the golf course . . ..  We left that an hour ago sir."

Golfer:    "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy:    "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
Old favorite..

A Golfer has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . .
He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy . . .

Golfer:    "Can you see any obvious problems . . .. ?"
Caddy:    "There's a piece of $#!t on the end of your club."
The Golfer picks up his club and cleans the club face . . .
Caddy:    "No sir, it’s at the other end"

saddle up amigo