Humphrey Bogart Quotes
Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.
(On Lauren Bacall) "She`s a real Joe. You`ll fall in love with her like everybody else."
(On the House Un-American Activities Committee) "They`ll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem."
"I came out here with one suit and everybody said I looked like a bum. Twenty years later Marlon Brando came out with only a sweatshirt and the town drooled over him. That shows how much Hollywood has progressed. This guy (Marlon Brando) he`ll be doing Hamlet when the rest of us are selling potatoes."
(about himself) "Democrat in politics, Episcopalian by upbringing, dissenter by disposition."
"I can`t say I ever loved my mother, I admired her."
"I hate funerals. They aren`t for the guy who`s dead. They`re for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning."
"You`re not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi."
(on Warner Brothers) "This studio has more suspensions than the Golden Gate Bridge."
"The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to go to hell."
(On Bette Davis) "Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me."
"A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history."
(Last words) "I should never have switched from scotch to martinis."
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