There was a "Husband Shopping Center" where a woman could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors,with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place. So.. a couple of girlfriends enter to find men..

First floor: The door had a sign saying..
"These men have jobs and love kids."

The women read the sign and say, "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they go.

Second floor sign says ..
"These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking"

Hummm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?

Third floor:
"These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking,
love kids and help with the housework."

WOW! say the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!
And up they go.

Fourth Floor:
"These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and loyal with a strong romantic streak."
Oh mercy me! But just think what must be awaiting us further up!
So up to the fifth floor they go.

Fifth floor sign reads:
"This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.
Please exit the building and have a nice day."

Don Henley
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