"What kind of a drink is that?"
"My own brand, a Western Surprise."
"There's no liquor in that!"
"That's the surprise!" Moe & Curly

"Good morning, sir. I'm the census taker. Are you married or happy?" Moe
"My father died dancing... on the end of a rope." Curly
"We're not ordinary people... we're morons." Curly

"Do you rhumba?"
"Only when I take bicarbonate." Barbara Slater & Curly

"You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit... but you look more like her stepfather!" Curly

"Vice? I have no vice. I'm as pure as driven snow."
"Yeah, but ya drifted!" Curly and Moe

"I wouldn't say yes, but I couldn't say no."
"Would you say maybe?"
"I might!" Curly and Larry

"One of us is crazy, and it ain't YOU!" Larry
The Three Stooges
Buckaroos Funny Pictures
saddle up amigo