LUCY : I didn't tell a soul, and they all promised to keep it a secret.
I know there's nothing to it, but I want to know what it is there's nothing to.
ETHEL : How can you stand there in the middle of all this mess and utter those four horrible words,
'I've got an idea!'?
If I had known THIS is what friends were for, I'd have signed up as an enemy!
RICKY : I hate to admit this, but I miss Lucy.
FRED : I can top that....I miss Ethel!
ETHEL : Really, honey, were you afraid you'd loose me?
FRED : I'll say. That outfit you're wearing is rented.
RICKY : We'll cook dinner for the girls. Fred, do you know anything about rice?
FRED : Yeah, I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days of my life.
FRED : What's the matter with ten dollars?
ETHEL : What's the matter with twenty dollars?
RICKY : Well, what's the matter with thirty dollars?
LUCY : What's the matter with fifty dollars?
FRED : What was the matter with ten dollars?
RICKY : Look, Fred, I may speak with an accent, but I don't listen with one!
Look, all I know is that Columbus discovered Ohio in 1776.
LUCY : I don't think it's very nice of you making fun of my Spanish.
RICKY : Well, you've been making fun of my English for fifteen years.
LUCY : That's different. Spanish is a foreign language.
RICKY : English is a foreign language to me.
LUCY : Well, the way you speak it, it is to me too.
ETHEL : If I let my hair go like that you'd never let me hear the end of it.
FRED : Honeybunch, if the rest of you looked like that.. I wouldn't care if you were bald.
LUCY : Hello Friends, I'm your Vitameatavegemin girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you poop out at party's? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle, Vitameatavegemin. Vitameatavegemin contains vitamins, meat, vegetables and minerals. Yes, with Vitameatavegemin you can spoon your way to health. All you do it take a spoonful after every meal. It's so tasty too. It's just like candy. So why don't you join the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegemin tomorrow. That's Vita-Meata-Vegemin
LUCY : Well, I'm your Vitivigvegivat Girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at party's? Are you unpoopular? Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little 'ol bottle, Vitameatavegemin. That's it. Vitameatavegemin contains vitamins, meat, megetables and vinerals. So why don't you join that thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitaveatyvemeanyminimoe. I'll tell you what you have to do. You have to take a whole tablespoon full after every meal. It's so tasty too. It's just like candy. So everybody get a bottle of this stuff.
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