LUCY : I didn't tell a soul, and they all promised to keep it a secret.
If I had known THIS is what friends were for, I'd have signed up as an enemy!
RICKY : I hate to admit this, but I miss Lucy.
FRED : I can top that....I miss Ethel!
RICKY : We'll cook dinner for the girls. Fred, do you know anything about rice?
FRED : Yeah, I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days of my life.
FRED : What's the matter with ten dollars?
ETHEL : What's the matter with twenty dollars?
RICKY : Well, what's the matter with thirty dollars?
LUCY : What's the matter with fifty dollars?
FRED : What was the matter with ten dollars?
RICKY : Look, Fred, I may speak with an accent, but I don't listen with one!
Look, all I know is that Columbus discovered Ohio in 1776.
LUCY : I don't think it's very nice of you making fun of my Spanish.
RICKY : Well, you've been making fun of my English for fifteen years.
LUCY : That's different. Spanish is a foreign language.
RICKY : English is a foreign language to me.
LUCY : Well, the way you speak it, it is to me too.
ETHEL : If I let my hair go like that you'd never let me hear the end of it.
FRED : Honeybunch, if the rest of you looked like that.. I wouldn't care if you were bald.
ETHEL : How can you stand there in the middle of all this mess and utter those four horrible words,
'I've got an idea!'?