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A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and
eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines.
"Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now, it's this Viagra," he says.
"It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup,
homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines again.
"The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she trys again, "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines once more.
"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra, I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
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