I love my master;Thus I perfume myself with this long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up in the sunshine, happier than you ever will be.
Today I sniffed many dog butts - I celebrate by kissing your face.
I sound the alarm! Paperboy - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm! Mailman Fiend - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm! Garbage man - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially when you are eating.
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