A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He pecks his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says:
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it only fair, giving that you are blind, you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 160 LB. blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second.. shakes his head and declares:
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".