Austin Powers: "The 70s and the 80s? I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it."
"Are you kidding, baby? I put the "grrrr" in swinger, baby! Yeah!"
"I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding."
"When you see this jet-a-rockin', don't come-a-knockin' baby! Yeah!"
"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to washup first?  You know, top and tails.. whores bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my  undercarriage a bit of a.. how's your father?"
"I think you're shagadelic, baby! You're switched on, you're smashing!"
"I'll go back to the 60's recharge my mojo to beat Dr. Evil and be back in time for tea."
Alotta Fagina: "How dare you break wind before me!"
Austin: "I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn!  heh"
Dr. Evil: "That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!"
"I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."
"Alright, guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism."
"I want chicken! I want liver! Meow-mix, Meow-mix, please deliver!"
"There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum...
It's breathtaking.. I suggest you try it!"
"As you know, the Royal family of Britain are the wealthiest land owners in the world.  Either the Royal family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it seem that Prince Charles has had an affair outside of marrigae, and therefore.....would have to divorce!"
"Throw me a frickin' bone here!  I'm the boss!  Need the info!" 
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