You Might Be A Redneck If...
You're saving up to gravel your driveway.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You've ever burped and killed a fly