*Redneck Etiquette Tips
A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
Do not allow the dog to eat on top of the table... no matter how good his manners are.
Be considerate of your guests. Point out where the injury-threatening springs are located on the sofa.
When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
Ear cleaning should be done in private, using one's OWN truck keys.
If your dog falls in love with a guest's leg, take a walk outside and leave them alone for a few minutes.
Always leave a tip for good service. Remember, their mobile home costs just as much as yours.