A Southerner is having his breakfast of coffee, grits,
biscuits and jam, when a Northerner, chewing obnoxiously on gum,
sits down next to him.
The Southerner ignores the Northerner who, nevertheless,
starts a conversation..

Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you eat
the whole slice?"
Southerner: "Yep."
Northerner: (After blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. Up North,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, then transform them into biscuits and send them
to the South."
The Northerner has a smirk on his face.
The Southerner listened in silence.
The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?"
Southerner: "Yep."
Northerner: (Cracking and smacking his gum between his teeth
and chuckling) "We don't. Up North, after we eat fruit for
breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam, and then send it down South."

Then the Southerner asks, "Y'all have sex up North?"
Northerner: "Why, of course, we do." And he pops another big bubble.
Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya use 'em?
Northerner: "We throw them away, of course."
Southerner: "We don't. Down South, we put 'em in a jar,
melt 'em down into bubble gum, and sell 'em to Yankees."

it's cheap humor..
saddle up amigo
Bill Hicks