Survivor - Texas Style
The contestants will start in Dallas,
travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville.
They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
Down to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper stickers that read:
I'm a vegetarian.
I voted for Al Gore.
George Strait Sucks.
Hillary for President.
I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.