Frank Zappa Quotes
Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.
Stupidity is the basic building block of the universe.
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.
There is no hell. There is only France.
Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner.
A mind is like a parachute. It doesnt work if it's not open.
There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.
Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport
You drank beer, you played golf, you watched football - WE EVOLVED!
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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